Saines lectures

Fin des particules, donc aussi retour a des lectures plus terre a terre, a savoir Marie-Claire et Elle. Une bonne dose de superficialite salvatrice plus tard, j en retiend pas grand chose, a par peut etre que les deux torchons ont contribue a creuse un peu plus mon decouvert de 6£ (du vol!).

Donc d apres Elle, cet hiver il faut avoir les cheveux longs et brillant, l oeil maquille, la jambe epile. Il faut sortir les minis, et les leggings (pourquoi, mais pourquoi?). Le pull mou a col en V revient lui aussi, ce qui est tres tres dommage, parce que les miens se font bouffer par les mites en France. J ai comme l impression que je suis mal barree, et que ca va etre dur d etre une vraie fille dans ce pays cet hiver. M en fout, je suis une fausse fille.

Je m en vais donc la tete haute au labo, en camouflant sous ma blouse mon vieux top achete dans un charity shop et mon vieux jean. Cet hiver sera blob ou ne sera pas. 

Bref, je laisse macerer tout ca, et c est fort certain que le WE prochain je vais courir a Londres acheter le pantalon ci et le top ca qu il faut absolument avoir cette saison.

Vain and shallow.

Qu'importe, le Marie-Claire quand a lui nous sert une manifique piece de litterature, a savoir l "horoscope du debut 2004". L idee me donne la chair de poule, le contenu des frissons d horreur. [pendant ce temps mes potes spiriteux m assurent que les deux pleines lunes de novembre seront les seules benefique, avec des effets negatifs sur la maison du travail, et celle d a cote de celle du travail. Comme d habitude, je fais semblant de comprendre et de trouver ca fantastique...] 
Bref, voila le chef-d'oeuvre:

VIRGO
Career, money, success: The calm steadiness you've shown the past few months belies the sense of chaos you've been feeling - mostly brought about by unpleasant changes affecting how you do your job. At times you even began to doubt yourself. However the challenges you faced helped you to make a positive ending. You found, in spite of inner anxieties, you're unusually ressourceful and creative. So you begin this year with a kit bag of riches. For the next six months, Jupiter, planet of abundance, is lighting up Virgo, and the amphasis is on new growth, unfulfilled potential and talents not yet explored. March to May will stretch your skills and you'll learn how to handle an intimidating project. You'll also embark on a two-year cycle of self-expression. What marks this first half of 2004 is a decision you'll make based on who you are and for which you alone are responsible.
Golgen day: 6 june.
Love and sex: You may not realise how powerful your charisma is or how deeply you affect others. This is especially true in romance, also you'll probably say that it is you who is profundly shaped by love. Certainly, the soap opera you've been living through has had an intense effect on you. Because virgoan seek security, being in an interim phase is very uncomfortabl, but you've become far more spontaneous lately. You begin 2004 with the love planet Venus in your house of partnership and marriage, illuminating a special romance. This relationship is either with someone you've known before, or perhaps is a renewal of passion. Your chart points to a grand romantic aventure with a lover who believes in you - what a contrast to those times of sacrifice and poor self-esteem. But having been through the lows, you can now experience wonderful new highs.
Your lucky love day: 25 january.
Marie-claire, dec. 2003, pp188.

Je sais jamais quoi en penser, il y a toujours l air d y avoir une part de verite dans ces conneries.